Our Lord Seitan

I've been trying to make a good seitan at home for years now. I've tried a variety of recipes, mixes and techniques. I wanted something that could be used in different applications, had a good flavor and, most importantly, the perfect texture. For me the target has always been the seitan White Wave used to have in the freezer section that is no longer available. I think I about have it down and several people who have tried (or heard) of my homemade seitan have asked for the recipe. So, I'm going to put it all down here--or attempt to. If you try it, please let me know how the instructions read and how the variations work for you. I'd love any feedback.

Recipe: Basic Seitan
This is a basic recipe, but there are two different textural variations and a myriad of seasoning options. Pick and choose what you would enjoy.

Basic ingredients:
1 16 oz. can chickpeas, drained and well-rinsed
2 tbsp. olive oil or vegetable oil
2 tbsp. toasted sesame oil
1/2 cup vegetable broth (use chicken-flavored bouillon if you have it. or even beef-flavored is good.)
4 tbsp. soy sauce (I generally use Tamari in the kitchen, but here use a classic, basic soy sauce. You'll notice there isn't any additional salt, so all it comes from the soy and vegetable broth.)
4 cloves of garlic, minced
1-2 tsp. liquid smoke (Optional, but the liquid smoke adds a very savory component.)

Seasoning variations
You can use a few of the following. When I'm making it, I consider what the end recipe will be and include those same flavorings in the seitan. If I'm going to do something simple with it, like make fried chicken or chicken salad, I'll just use poultry seasoning or thyme. Maybe lemon zest? If I'm going to do something Asian, I'd probably use all sesame oil (instead of half olive half sesame as above), ginger and the garlic powder. It's up to you!
1 tsp. of paprika
1 tsp. onion and/or garlic powder
1 tsp. poultry seasoning
1 tsp. thyme
1 tsp. grated fresh ginger
1 tsp. lemon zest
1/2 crushed red pepper
1 tbsp. tomato paste
Freshly ground black pepper

Textural variations:
For a more tender seitan you can shred to make pulled 'pork' or Korean BBQ, use the first one. For a firmer seitan you want to dice or fry, use the second. Yes, I bread and fry this like conventional fried chicken in a giant, cast-iron skillet. And, just like its real-life counterpart, it's so good the next day, cold out of the fridge.
Tender
1/2 cup nutritional yeast
1 1/2 cup vital wheat gluten*
Firmer
1/4 cup nutritional yeast
1 3/4 cup vital wheat gluten

Putting it all together
This may seem like a lot of work, but honestly, you can have this cooking on stove in a matter of minutes once you get all of your ingredients together. The trick? Food processor. Or as they say en français, robot coupe!

1. Heat a large pot with water and fitted with a steamer on high until it's steaming, then turn down to medium. Cover.
2. Tear off four sheets of aluminum foil, about square in shape.

3. In a food processor, combine all of your ingredients from the garbanzo beans through whatever seasoning you decide to use. Pulse, then run the processor until everything is very smooth, scraping down the side of the bowl once.

4. Add the combination of nutritional yeast and vital wheat gluten that you're using, then pulse until it comes together and a dough forms.


5. Turn the dough out onto a cutting board and divide into four pieces. Knead each for two to three minutes, making sure all of the ingredients are well combined. After kneading each piece, gently pull it apart, knead it back together, and pull it apart. This helps the gluten to form and really improve the texture. I made a short video, because I'm not sure I can explain this technique very well. Tell me how you would?

6. Wrap each piece of seitan in foil tightly, folding the ends over each piece. Place in the pot, cover and steam for 40 minutes, turning once about halfway. Remove from heat and let cool.
7. You can use the seitan immediately, and if you are going to shred it with a couple of forks, it's easiest to do while it's still warm. But, the flavor and texture does improve from it cooling completely and resting in the fridge overnight.

And that my friends, is making seitan!

*I prefer Bob's Red Mill. I have tried other brands, but this is really the best.

Uruguayan

Friday night after the Swope event, we were out with friends at Moggers to enjoy a little food and a couple of drinks. Jimmy turned to me and said, "Name a country." Without hesitation, I responded, "Uruguay."

Why? I have no idea. I was tired and it just popped into my head. What was Jimmy asking? Inspiration for his Saturday night menu, which we were going to enjoy before catching up on Top Chef. Or course, Jimmy hadn't qualified his question and I just answered it randomly. I know if he had said, "What type of cuisine would you like to have tomorrow?," I would never have said Uruguay. Probably Thai or Chinese. Maybe something Moroccan as there has been a lot of talk about tagines lately. But never Uruguay.

Why? I've never had it and probably never will. It's meaty and about grilling, roasting and asado. Asado is the traditional grilling of beef over hot coals. Of course, since we're all vegetarians, Jimmy is not going to be doing any beef asado. But thankfully, there are other influences important to Uruguayan cuisine and he whipped up a delicious pasta with Sauce Caruso.

What is Sauce Caruso? A Uruguayan sauce created in honor of a visit to South American by the famous tenor, Enrico Caruso. After, it spread the globe and every restaurant in Uruguay is encouraged to include it on their menu. Sauce Caruso is made from cream, sliced onions, mushroom, warming spices and walnuts. It also traditionally includes ham, but of course Jimmy left that out, but added some seitan. A light purple-y color, tossed with campanelle and tossed with a little cheese, the sauce was delicious. And Jimmy sent us home with leftovers. (Just as delicious the next day!) Amazing. So, he took the peculiar challenge and won it. Five stars.

And dessert? Ellie made the traditional Uruguayan dessert of rich, delicious browning topped with vanilla ice cream and caramel sauce. Seriously, they invented it and we thank them. Possibly the best brownie ever...

I'm not sure where Jimmy got his recipe from, but here is a recipe for Sauce Caruso if you are intrigued. And you should be.

Wichita Eats

Thai tea is better when sipped through a giant straw tucked into a
second giant straw and wearing arm warmers. She's a maniac, maniac...


While in Wichita, we got to dine at Zen Vegetarian Cuisine. Zen serves an all vegetarian menu, offering many of your favorite Asian dishes with meat analogs. I don't know if it's run by a cult or not, but the all of the employees sure seemed beatific! Perhaps it was just all of the delicious veggie food they get to eat?

We started with some dumplings which might be the best I have ever had and also ordered edamame and vegetable tempura. One dish sounded suspiciously like Protein 2000, my favorite menu item at Veggie Heaven in Austin, TX, so of course I ordered it. Not quite the same, but delicious and served with a heaping bowl of a beautiful multi-grain rice. Which is cheaper at the restaurant than white rice--I guess they are trying to promote good and healthy eating. (Cult?) I tried a bite of almost everyone's dish and were wonderful. The skipped the one Francie ordered, 'Perfection from the Ocean,' as I never cared for actual fish and wasn't interested in a substitute. Molly, the sole meat eater at the table, declared it the closest faux-meat she had ever consumed. It was a great meal and a beautiful restaurant. Wichita finally has an all-vegetarian place to dine! I'd be there at least once a week if I was still living in the ICT.


Confession: I don't really care for donuts all that much. I mean, if you stop and buy a box of donuts and drop them off, I'll probably have one. But I'll pay for it the rest of the day with heartburn. So, I'm probably never going to say, "Let's go get donuts." Just not my weakness, even without the heartburn. Now, offer me a box of chocolate cupcakes and I'll sing a different song.

But all that could change thanks to the Donut Hole in Wichita. Oh my, Molly and I went for breakfast on Saturday and my expectations and preconceptions about donuts have been changed forever. The difference? Cake. Yes, cake donuts. I'm used to being offered one or two cake donuts at donut store and I love the cinnamon ones they serve at Boo's Cafe, but I have never been to a donut shop that served only cake donuts. I should say only cake donuts, I should say: a mindblowing array of spectacular cake donuts. In every flavor you can imagine and some you would never think of: cocao krispies, bacon, buttermilk, peanut butter and more. All transformed into a delicious breakfast treat. And served with great coffee with Cafe du Monde as one of the choices. Coffee with chicory! It was heaven. It was so good, we stopped by on the way out of town that Sunday.

On top of the delicious donuts, the decor is fab and fun and funky. There is a giant cock on the roof and lots of crazy things spread around the interior. If I lived in Wichita, it would be donuts from the Donut Hole for breakfast five days a week and I would be as big as a house. Driving through? They have a drive through open 24-hours a day. Honestly, if you're close, it's worth the stop for delicious donuts and a peek at Wichita, which is a little cooler and a little funkier these days. As always, on the verge. And, you can buy their VERY cool t-shirts and other merch with the awesome logo designed by our friend Chris without ever setting foot in Kansas.

While there, I sampled the original buttermilk, maple and a bite of Molly's chocolate peanut butter.


Astro Burger

We ran into LA tonight to see Chris Burden's installation 'Urban Lights' at LACMA lit up. We stopped at Astro Burger for a hot mess of a meal--because they have a lot of veggie options. I had the Santa Fe burger, which was topped with poblano pepper and cheese, along with some veggie chili fries. The burger was good, but the chili was pretty bland. Great if you needed something fast, but certainly not a destination.

Great logo! Since 1974...