Veggie Pimento Cheese Burger of the Gods

I have been busy updating my recipe files with the Paprika app for iPad. I have had my Precious for about a year and Paprika is one of the best apps I have bought, turning my already amazing iPad into the most impressive recipe box ever. It 'swipes' recipes from most of the major sites, including photos. Once you have the recipe in Paprika, you can edit it easily, email to a friend or add it to your shopping list--which automatically adds the ingredients to a list, which again you can modify. Amazing. I love it.

Four large binders of copies of recipes from magazines? Gone.

Stack of old magazines I hadn't had time to photocopy? Donated to the Library book sale.

Going through all of the recipes was also great because I found some things I wanted to make and ideas for other meals and dishes. Case in point: Pimento Cheese Veggie Burger. What? I mentioned this to my friend John and he said, "Yes, I put pimento cheese on everything." And well he should. I've made sandwiches out of it, filled celery with it, spread it on every manner of cracker and used it in grilled cheese. Why NOT a pimento cheese burger? So when I made some p.c. to take to a friends house on Saturday night, I held a little back for just that very experiment.

Why not a pimento cheese burger before now is really the question, because it is one of the best things I have ever eaten. It goes like this: a little bit of mayo on the bun (I'm really not a mayo on a burger type of guy, but it does go perfectly with the p.c.), some bread and butter pickle slices, a couple of pieces of veggie bacon for smoky crunch, your favorite veggie patty cooked to perfection and smothered with a big dollop of pimento cheese that melts all down the sides of the burger. It. Is. Heaven.

Whether you make the p.c. or buy it, I don't care. Just try this and thank me.

Recipe: Pimento Cheese Spread (redux)
Research and experimentation continues, but here is my latest suggestion for pimento cheese spread, perfect as an appetizer or on the pimento cheese burger, as above. (Yes, I purposely shaped the pimento cheese to look like my home state of Oklahoma. Why not?)

1/4 lb. cream cheese, softened
4 oz. jar pimentos, drained with liquid reserved
1/2 cup mayo or Miracle Whip
1 tsp. sugar
1/2 tsp. onion powder
1/2 tsp. garlic powder
1/2 tsp. smoked paprika
1/8 tsp. cayenne
1 tsp. rice vinegar (or other low-acid vinegar)
1-2 tsp. reserved pimento liquid, as needed
Couple of dashes of hot sauce
Salt and pepper to taste
8 oz. sharp cheddar, grated
8 oz. Monterey Jack, grated

Combine the mayo and cream cheese in a big yellow bowl, using an electric mixer or by hand, mix until well-blended. Add the sugar through salt and pepper, combine until well-mixed. Add the cheeses and mix by hand until well combined. Serve and enjoy!

Mangez!

It's STILL Fun...

When was the last time you played with Play-Doh? Well, I'm here to tell you that it has been too long. What Play-Doh toys did you have as a kid? I had the hair salon, where you could squirt the Play-Doh up through the barber chair then use little scissors to trim it to different lengths and styles. There was even a mold for bouffants.

Alas, that set is long gone, but when I was visiting my parents last weekend, I got to play with the Play-Doh Burger Builder set with their five year-old neighbor, Hannah. We had a blast!

I made a giant double-decker veggie burger,
complete with fries and ketchup.

Hannah made a futuristic-burger in colors
not known to us currently, but soon...

Here are all the yummy ingredients to my veggie burger,
including extra pickles like I like.

Then I was bored with burgers, so I made an heirloom tomato plate...

And sushi. Made with brown rice. With the confidence of a five year-old, Hannah is familiar with all types of food. When I told her I was making sushi, of course she knew what it was, "My dad makes it all the time and eats it up. He makes the black kind." I asked her, "With rice?" And she said, "There isn't any rice in sushi! It's candy!"

Lot's of fun to make pretend food...


Astro Burger

We ran into LA tonight to see Chris Burden's installation 'Urban Lights' at LACMA lit up. We stopped at Astro Burger for a hot mess of a meal--because they have a lot of veggie options. I had the Santa Fe burger, which was topped with poblano pepper and cheese, along with some veggie chili fries. The burger was good, but the chili was pretty bland. Great if you needed something fast, but certainly not a destination.

Great logo! Since 1974...

Eating: Sliders

Why should omnivores get to have all of the fun? They are building a White Castle here in Terre Haute, but there is absolutely nothing on the menu pour moi. Burger King has a veggie burger, which I'm grateful for when traveling, but not veggie versions of their new 'burger shots.'

No worries, as I am creative and happy to suit myself. I had some hot dog buns in the larder that were lacking the matching veggie hot dogs, so I cut each put into three mini-hamburger-bun-sized pieces--there was just a little of each leftover. Next, I popped some veggie meatballs in the oven and set out to dress my baby veggie burgers, clockwise from the bowl:

  • Refrigerator pickles (onion, cucumber and carrot) that Mitchell made last week--on the plate for a little garnish on the burgers of my choice
  • Some baby spring mix to add to the burgers
  • Sriracha mayonnaise
  • Green chili mayonnaise
  • Tomato sauce and mozzarella
  • BBQ
  • Heinz organic ketchup
  • Spicy mustard spread in the middle
Delicious and fun!